Poppie - Poppet

just-shower-thoughts:

If you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth just like trash cans.

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just-shower-thoughts:

Just realized that hype is short for hyperbole. I’m dumb.

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just-shower-thoughts:

Sometimes I confuse time and money and think there is only 60 cents in a dollar.

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just-shower-thoughts:

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you’re not a little bitch.

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just-shower-thoughts:

Hand sanitizer should be renamed small cut finder.

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just-shower-thoughts:

I bet clapping was invented by the first guy nobody wanted to high five.

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just-shower-thoughts:

You’re not completely useless, you can be used as a bad example.

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factions:

teacher: any questions, class?

me: ya what the fuck

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muzetmaxwell:

when you and your friends are all angry about the same things

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